If weeks 11 through 15 separate the men from the boys then Weeks 16 and 17 define Gods.
This is the time of season when managers are scrambling for depth. GG utilizes a unique and often times controversial schedule in which our “Superbowl” game is played week 17. Some cry that it’s not fair, that they’re not fielding the team that got them there. Others, the men, the Titans of this league scoff, “it’s the time we see who the real managers are and who has the foresight and the depth”.
Clams?! Five in a row? Are you shitting me? After back-to-back nine-loss seasons are you returning to glory?
Look at the rook. Sitting at 7-5 the playoff bound Kegeraider is beginning to think GG is a pushover.
Losing 4 in a row Doc continues his customary late season fade.
SWELL has had a lot of success weeks 11 through 15 and still holds the overall record for wins this late in the season but the new thoroughbred down the stretch is Pastrami. Finishing 5-0 in 2010 and 4-1 in 2009 my bet is that you don’t wanna’ run into this bologna pony.
It’s been a great start to the season with so much parity. There is no undefeated team, no winless team and the 2-2 teams span third to eighth. We’ve had three top 20 scores thus far. Apot has set a blistering pace in the first quarter of the season scoring over 100 three out of four games, averaging 110 points/game, and posting two top-20 scores all-time but still 2-2 and tied for 8th. At this pace GROUND SWELL’S 2007 scoring record of 1539 points is in jeopardy.
- With a win over Cracker, Rags has pulled up to Slack with 62 wins.
- BMAS looks to have regained his 2006 form.
- Clams surfacing as a threat for the first time in years.
- We put up 100+ points 23 times in 2010 and have already posted 14 games this year.
- Kegs starting to come alive and did get to .500 before Doc.
- Despite sitting at 1-3 Slack is one of just two teams to have scored over 10,000 points. No team starting 1-3 has won the championship. In fact it appears that you better start 3-1:
2010 Jax 3-1
2009 BMAS 3-1
2008 Rags 3-1
2007 SWELL 3-1
2006 Clams 3-1
2005 Jax 2-2
In the most explosive opening since Doc’s ”experimentation” phase this season has produced eight 100+ point games. BMAS & Apot have averaged over 110 points/game and Clams, going 2-0 and averaging 105 points, has seen their strongest start since 2008.
Stafford, Megatron and McFadden lead the charge for the Shrubs and its Miles Austin and Ray Rice gettin’ it done for BC.
With their 50th win this week and a .543 winning % BMAS has regained the top spot, lifetime, but it’s still Cracker when it comes to overall wins, 65.
It’ll be interesting to see if this pace of 100+ games keeps up. We were really short on them last year.
First & foremost it was a beautiful thing to see the Canes lay the wood to the Bucks!
Yanks are ahead by 4 1/2 with 12 games to go.
Admittedly, the scanner chatter is very suspicious but it still doesn’t take away from the fact that Jeffy is a little bitch.
Vick returns to Atlanta Sunday night and I hope he gets his ass handed to him. Dude still runs 4.36 but I think that it’s awesome that Jake Locker ran a faster 40 than that narcissist Scam Newton.
Denver needs to make up their minds and get their shit together.
Foster may not go against the Fins. Let’s hope he doesn’t.
Apot has won 40, Pain reached 30, Shrubs is looking for 50 & Kegaraiders will be a .500 club before Pain or Pastrami. More stats.
No shock that the top three RBs score out well on the RB Cracker Index but there are surprises after #3! OH! Where’s Foster?!
And you’ll never guess which QBs score highly on the QB Cracker Index using =(((C2/25)+(D2/25))+((E2*6)-(F2*2)))/(G2+H2)
Say what’cha gonna’ say ’bout GROUND SWELL but ‘choo can’t say he ain’t a baller late in the season. SWELL came through with a 3 and 2 record in the last five weeks to retain the top post when playing weeks 11 through 15.
Oh, AND SWELL is the only team to score 10,000 points all-time. With three wins to finish the season CRags made it to 60 All-time! For the second year in a row BC didn’t even make it to the consolation bracket. For a two-time champ and Titan that is simply unacceptable. Step up Bitch!
Undoubtedly, Slackmaster is the best manager to have never won a title and in a rematch of last year’s epic 109-109 semifinal it was Jax v Slack for the title this year. Jax survived a late drive by Slack’s Fitzgerald and Tebow to edge him out by one. Here’s a look at who finishes best, on average:
